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FIRST DATE... Oh yes, many of you just had flash backs, some with a smile on and others with a "haha oh my Goooooood!"

She was asked out on a date. Well, her date suggested she takes a half day off from work since the weather was great, so she accepted. He picked her up at 8 am and took her on a ride. He didn't tell her about the direction saying, 'We're going to spend quality time together sweety'. Happily, the lovely lady with the cute flowery dress, was sitting next to him in the car where the breeze was making her hair fly in all directions. What a lovely feeling. She had her sunglasses on, ready to enjoy the sun!

After few minutes of traffic, as they were heading to the city, she realized the place he was taking her to will definitely not include any romantic picnics nor sweet kisses on the beach. Few minutes later, he stopped the car in a very long row of other cars. It was actually the line up for the regular mechanical legal check for cars in Lebanon known as "El mechanic"... on their first date!

The girls laughed at their girlfriend's story. They all had some bad first dates stories to share too, and they started one after the other. But, this one takes the cake:

You know when they define "Winter" as the 3 month break between a woman and her razor, sometimes, they ain't lying! Actually, it was the beginning of spring season. Some people started going to the beach but yet not everyone! He invited her to dinner. He picked the place, as this lady hasn't suggested anything... of course, a first test, if you know what I mean. But, the problem was, he said it was a surprise and indeed it was! He came to pick her up from her house. She was expecting a romantic dinner in a fancy restaurant, and she wasn't planning for anything more, again, NOTHING more on that first date. So, she had her hair done, had put on very light make up, a nice tight jeans and some killing high heels!

A few minutes later, he said 'I planned a surprise for you, I will make you remember this first date forever.' He proceeds, 'I got you a swimming suit, I am sure it will fit you as I am an expert in these things, and we are going to have a night swim in the beach now!' He adds 'We will then have a romantic dinner on the sand where I prepared everything even the wine bottle and the candles. I'm sure you will love this!'. Wow boy, creative! Seems like someone wants to get some candies for desert! Actually, as he was pronouncing these words, she couldn't think about anything but her legs that haven't been shaved in 3 month! Oh dear, I will help you imagine it: you know a monkey? aha, yeah! Same thing!

She will not be able to bear this, he will not neither. Poor guy! She couldn't think about any excuse, she hadn't any! So she asked him to pull over a supermarket as she planned to go in and get a manual woman razor (discretely) that she can use in the toilet to solve the problem. Of course the gentleman wouldn't accept letting her go in alone, he insisted to go in with her to buy whatever she needs and pay for it too! Can anyone think about any more embarrassing situation on a first date?

Now that I have shared these stories with you, it would be nice to share yours with us to make me and these ladies feel better! Come on boys and girls, don't be shy! Share with us your bad, funny and  embarrassing stories about your first dates.

Your turn!!