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Want to get lucky tonight? A nightclub is one of the most likely places a woman expects to be hit on. Great ambiance, smooth mood, everyone's happy! Here are some tips to help you on your way:
And hey, best pick ups usually start at a club, whether you are looking for a one night stand or a real relationship... Girls are open to it, ready for it and really expecting it. So here are your chances buddy, good luck!
Want to get lucky tonight? A nightclub is one of the most likely places a woman expects to be hit on. Great ambiance, smooth mood, everyone's happy! Here are some tips to help you on your way:- Make sure not to hold any wall like a typical desperate one women avoid
- Observe her discreetly for a little while before making any moves. That could help you start a conversation
- Signal your interest by catching her eye and check out her reaction. If she frowns, she's not acting hard to get lol
- Let her know, even from afar, that you like what you see
- Don't take too much time to approach her otherwise someone else might do
- When you do approach her, ask whether she minds some company
- Be sweet and avoid sentences like: "Where did you get your body from?"
- Make her laugh. Keep your eyes on her without staring at her cleavage
- Don't act like a pervert and rub up against her
- Offer her a drink and make her few innovative suggestions
- Don’t order her a drink with a stupid name like the Wet P**** or the condom shot. No girl really wants to drink a condom. And we do NOT think it's funny
- Stay sober! Even if you think you can handle your drinks, the worst experience for a woman is a guy who drinks too much. It is a total turn off!
- If she’s enjoying her time, ask her to join you on the dance floor
- Here is a perfect example of dance moves to avoid:
Please, as he said, don't, EVER, do that again!!
- Don’t get too intimate with her and don't spank her on the ass while dancing
- For God's sake, don’t sing out loud if you suck in it
- After enjoying each others company, ask if you can see her again
- Show some confidence, even the ugliest guy could be a winner then
- Don’t ever swear at her or around her, save swearing for football games
- Always smile at her so she won't feel you’re bored of her
- If you can't resist looking at other girls, make sure she doesn't see you, otherwise she'll think you're a poop head
- Don’t talk to her about other girls like your ex who dumped you, the girls you've slept with or hit on. That will surely gonna ruin your chances
- Don’t be clingy, kind of keep her on her toes and then eventually be that nice guy she wants
And hey, best pick ups usually start at a club, whether you are looking for a one night stand or a real relationship... Girls are open to it, ready for it and really expecting it. So here are your chances buddy, good luck!
See you soon...
Hahahahahaa funny dandoun... I like the way you are speaking from both men and women point of view.... However, out of experience you don't need to plan or observe just go for it, say hello and be confident, try speaking a bit loud but not yelling and if you really wanna talk just take her to the side where it's a bit quiet... I don't know why some people think it's a big deal. As you said girls are excpectijg it and open for it.... Keep blogging dandoun
ReplyDeleteHummmm, It's true. Your life is definitely in spaghetti :-)
ReplyDeleteAnyway the top "dos" is "Be confident" and I really like this "If you can't resist looking at other girls, make sure she doesn't see you, otherwise she'll think you're a poop head" what she will think would be true :-)
For me even out of the nightclub I cannot wear at her :-)
Sometimes, guys talk about other girls due to the alcohol effect :-) You forgot to mention that we need to avoid alcohol effect if really we need her ... but others girls like that alcohol effect :-)
To ask her to join you on dance floor, be sure it's the kind of dance she like :-)
The movie you referenced , is not a good one since it proves you wrong if you watch the movie till the end :D
ReplyDeleteLike your blogs as usual dona corleona.
ReplyDeleteI like it so much i actually shared it with colleges here in Sweden. Truth is the picking up girls in bars process is so weird here that I think both genders can learn a few things from your blog :p.
Keep up the good work!